Being Genius.

Being Genius... Not Exactly.

Then tendency of the people to accept the worst is really appalling these days. And I am no exception. I procrastinate, believe myself to be an idiot ( truth be told, I really am Shhh.. ). But I am not that stupid to respond the same way when someone else comments with the same thing that I believe myself to be. No Sir. I am stupid or be an idiot for my reasons, you got no right to pass a judgement on me, unless you know me well enough. 

The other day, I was asked by my extraordinarily ordinary friends why I always pick up on one particular guy all the time. There is this group in WhatsApp where we usually pick on one another. But lately I have no idea what was going on in this group. So, I decided to only ping when something important came up. But the conversations still continued. To state the obvious, no one stops on my account. So, it was on a perfect swing. I read each and every ping of the 300+ chat ping by the other 3 people. The discussion was always irrelevant. Well, what can one talk about everyday, if asked to talk about. So, my dear friend says that he is confused. Well, to be fair, he kept saying that. I don't know whether it is an excuse. I mean come on, one could be confused at a time, not all the time. And to add to that he claims to be lazy. Who isn't , duh? Has anyone seen me? I could be the laziest person ever. But still he claims to be the laziest person. Well, cheers to that. So, on one such random conversations, one person raised a question to me, because I started picking on this guy who claims to be confused and lazy (all the time) because it gets irritated when people don't tend to change themselves and dwell in the common knowledge of being self centered and confused and yeah, lazy as well. I was trying to instigate the thought in his mind to stop thinking like that. And I was not telling it directly, because that could be rude. I wanted him to realize that it is not cool to claim oneself as "lazy and confused" (all the time). But I was greeted by a question. I kind of forgot that this guy was the apple of the eye(s) of each one in the group. Yeah, he is famous and everyone adores him. Where as I, on the other side was a miscalculation. I will explain that later. So, the greeting I received was a strong question. So, our dear famous friend replies to that question "I also wanted to ask the same question. Please R, get the answer". There. He did it again. Just again. So, I explained that the very answer he gave was the answer to his question. Confused, much ? Let me clear the air. He could have asked me directly. But no. He chose not to and preferred to keep it to himself. But then when some other person wanted the answer, he jumped right in and pointed that out. Okay, fine. But then again, he could have atleast took initiative and inquired about it more from me directly, but no. His reply which meant asking some other person to get answer from me was one repelling factor. Dude, if you are reading this. Stop blaming. Or should I put it like this: Don't feel good to be lazy and confused. Just try a bit harder to be in sync with what's happening around YOU. What's happening with others is not something to worry about. So, just chill and take it in slowly. And it was the real facepalm moment when I asked him,"I bet you didn't get one thing. You are still confused, aren't you?" and his response was a "YES".  I tried. But I can't anymore. Some people are just impossible, I suppose. 

So today, I asked my brother a simple question. To which he responded with an answer. Good. But it was followed by another question. And that was a really stupid question! And I responded to that with another question saying "Are you really being stupid?" To which he said, " Yeah. Now tell me!" I was like what is wrong with this guy! I mean come on, you could be stupid, but still one can still think the reason why someone else would call them with that name. So, I wanted him to figure it out himself. Because everything I tell him something, he makes a dumb face. I force him to think harder, recollect. But he doesn't even begin to think and tells me to leave the topic. It is very disturbing, let me tell you. Because it is just not cool, at all. He could still try. But no. There was nearly an hour long conversation to explain that. And no, there was no change though he came close. 

So, people who fall under this category, please don't accept every negative thing people tell or you tell yourself. You are much better. Not everyone is perfect. But not everyone is stupid, that's for sure. So, get out of that bubble that you created for yourself. Yes, I am imperfect. I am lazy. I am a procrastinator. But I don't want to be any. I try to write better, force myself to get up and go out, even if it is going out alone ( which was never a problem for me) and though I call myself to be the king of procrastination, I still try to better myself and burst the bubble every single time I create around myself. So, why don't you? 

P.S. : I had to write this. And the title is supposed to be sarcastic. I know it sounds 'stupid', my point precisely all this time. Get it? 

Not Gonna Happen.

Casual Talk in Office one Evening (Scene 1) Btw [*GF = GirlFriend ]

Casual Talk in Office one Evening (Scene 2)

Casual Talk in Office one Evening (Scene 3)

I have had these type of conversations with too many people. I am asked with the questions about my relationships status. Though I have told a million times, I am still Single and Ready to Mingle and very Very Happy being Alone. But, sill I am darted with the same questions - "Dude, Do you have a GF?". Though I make the worst of the faces and pretend as if offended. Yeah, I tried to make that offended face, but that turned out to be funny, not at all near that offended. Why I wanted to make an offended face ? Hmm, Because, "Look at me!" I sometimes even say it out loud - "Dude, Look at me and do you think I have that BF-material face at all?" To which I get some really unexpected answers. "Yeah! You look good, dress well, and I have heard you are called Mr.Perfect" .

For gods sake, can someone drop that name. ME? MR. PERFECT? (Yeah! In my dreams, may be). Well, I wish to be Mr.Perfect. But truth be told, I am no-where near it. Some unfortunate incidents lead them, those brainy people who think too much into getting a new nick name for me. There is this nice movie, in which the Hero copied my hairstyle, and some part of dressing style as well. And he looks good in that, like Mr.Perfect - Dressed well, Punctual, Good Employee, well, to summarize, he is perfect. But me, on the other hand - Not even Close. But still, I got the name, and have to live with it. Even if most of the people don't know because they are new, some of the old people just have to get it out of their stomach. Yeah! Hopeless people. And I don't know whether I should take it as a compliment or not, because it totally contradicts me and moreover it feels like they are mockingly-sarcastic. I don't know what I have to do to make them believe that I am not that Mr,Perfect or even BF-Material. 

I had an interesting conversation with my cousin sister today, though it was all about teasing me that I am trying to find one, you know what I mean right? So, it's like payback. Because I always get onto her nerves teasing her about the same. Well, that's for another day. I mean I have to make the conversation more lively through these comic strips. I told her that I would make one avatar of her, and all about it. I don't know whether she believed it or not. But, you know me - Stubborn, Arrogant, bla bla... Wait! You know right? Or did I just ... Oh No..No..No! "Shift-Delete" the previous line from your mind. So, what was I saying - Yeah, Comic strips, coming soon. Don't wait up. Have a bowl of ice cream, sleep and then next day, a hot coffee or tea, whichever you prefer, then go to work after having breakfast, of course. Ok! I will stop. I am over-doing. 

P.S. And before you close this browser, don't get carried away by the comic avatar of me. I intentionally made it to look cool. Don't say, I look like Mr.Perfect, or whatever! That's just one of the many hats I wear. 

Hehe. "Dude, You have only 2 hats."

Not that Hats, Idiot. Don't get on my nerves now, b'cause I can't do anything. My legs have become numb as I have been sitting-sleeping inappropriately. Oh Boy, my legs aren't seriously working. >:(

Soo..Corked up!

I already shot him, but he is still walking lazily. Why doesn't he just die and go somewhere called hell, may be. A small clip is being continuously played in my mind and I know I messed it up big time, and I just want it to get over with it. So, I had my presentation and surprisingly I was cool and not tensed. May it was the empty stomach. Now lets back up a bit. Last time, I remember having breakfast, that to be I don't usually have breakfasts was yesterday when I went out to get some tabs to cope with the torturous throat and running nose and realized those are not to be taken on an empty stomach. So, I tried some breakfast. Then had the tabs. And then at office, we were shifted to a new campus which has something worse food and I had no idea of walking half a kilo-meter just for food. So, I dropped the idea though some of my friends insisted me on having something to eat. Then later that night, we were made to stay up a little late, and if you read my previous post, I mentioned something about it as well. So, no diner yesterday. Today, morning as usual, I don't have breakfast ever so this was just another normal day except that I was having a pint of fever, a running nose and a soar throat. I started with some biscuits but found out that these were already being consumed by ANTS. These ants are just awesome, they can even make holes into a perfectly sealed packet and have some delicious biscuits for themselves with out paying a penny to the person who bought it. Obviously I threw it in the dustbin and pick up another packet from my biscuit collection. Wait a minute , you don't know, right ? I am sooo lazy that I buy a weeks supply at a time and keep munching the rest of the week. And the shop is just besides my hostel, so now you know how active I am . So, the afternoon went by and then there it was , the presentation. 

I don't know what happened in the meanwhile, but there was some sort of air coming out or was trying to come out from my stomach. I had no idea such things happen when one has an empty stomach. Well, over a day of empty stomach. And I stand there feeling something strange in my stomach. But I cool it off with the thought that I have a presentation to give first. My time comes and suddenly I stop in the middle and I am like __________________________ ( a long pause ) I seriously have no idea what happened but I just paused. God, Kill me. Seriously, I mean it. Like I said, Only if he could hear. So, I had been trying to kill that guy, or atleast that awkward 5.. wait no, 10 seconds pause. 

I will get back to my usual self now. The one who always comments on how people tend to behave and ignoring all the stupid things he does. All seemed happy today. You can really see the glow in their eyes and in their attitude. Some are not be mentioned are totally hyperactive. And no matter what the other people do, they just get all hyper and all. And believe me when I say, Its utterly disgusting. Please don't get this into your mind. There is this guy who would get into every single thing and just piss off most of the people, if not most, well then me. And then he cracks a superb lame joke and some of the girls start laughing without taking into account that he was actually flirting. Didn't I mention? He flirts with every one present and more with someone he likes most. So, the last Sunday was a friendship day, and in the last moment we managed to get some bands from the roadside shop on which it was written the company's' that I presently working in. So this guy firstly tell everyone that someone tied that thing and pretends as if he didn't tells. So, now also I can see that on his hand so one might as well incur something out of it right ? 

And there is another guy about whom I mentioned a number of times on my blog, and he is second to him or I would rather say he is first in this own way. Now, I am getting pissed off at everything he does and when he comes near me and tries to tell or do something funny which he usually does, I simply tell him 'Don't waste your energy'. He even responds to it saying, I wont' where I was indirectly directly him to stay the eff from me, but which part he doesn't understand. 

Now another guy, about whom also I mentioned earlier. I feel like shouting 'GET THE POINT CLEAR BEFORE YOU TELL'. Clearly, I don't know what's on his mind. He comes and tells me, there is nothing to worry. BIG EFFF that. There is every reason to worry about it. And he takes it so lightly, that I am overwhelmed, seriously I am. Come on, give me a break. He is totally perfect at whatever he does and whatever he wants to do, just that he doesn't tell. Yeah no kiss-and-tell.. It does feel like that when he responds there is nothing to worry and I will take care of it. Again EFF that. God dammit, just tell what are you going to do. And keep us out from some sort of suspense because it is something like a group work and when he does that , it just pisses of whatever is in me. I don't usually talk back, but in these situations, I could even hit. Believe me, I can. I would be no more a stuffed toy who just sits behind the glass pane. 

Coming to me. Let me look at myself silently from one corner of the room. Now its my time. There sits some guy fiddling with his little-long hair and a little bit of showing off which no one observes. Wait a minute, he ducks down trying to escape something. Oh, he is reading something, may be a novel, I guess. And I wonder why people call him Mr. Perfect. I mean come on, it should be something related to that guy. He is silent and don't care what the worlds' gonna happen. And more over that guy doesn't even drink like in the movie where the hero does all the things and just pretends as if he is totally Perfect. I mean drink drink , not normal drink, I'd be glad if you picked that. Someone from no where answers me : Isn't it obvious that its totally a SARCASTIC remark/name. So, now I get it. He sits there silently and doing nothing most of time or so he says. Now, he's looking more like observing the people around him in a short little span of time. He makes a grin thinking something about the people he just observed. Let me guess.. 'This is so going into my blog'. And what else he does? His presentation skills suck to the core, I feel like my 5 year old cousin brother can do better (far more better) than him. And what is that with loose shirts? Why are his shirts so loose that he is wearing an oversized shirt and always struggling to set it right. He should rather buy something of his own size. If someone from the class reads his blogs, he would be so very much screwed. Or hmm... I leave it to you what might happen. 

Was it all good ? I know it is. Obviously, right? But the people just keep piling up and I have no idea where to start and where to end! Wait a minute, if I continue like this, it won't end at all. 

If you are wondering what the hell does the title mean, don't bother, I myself have no idea. And when I am around stay behind the curtains because ... well... isn't it obvious that I am one lousy critic and make so much easy things harder. Am I not  and don't I  (respectively) ? :P